Artemis Gordon Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Hey all! It’s time for Cover Snark! From Melodie: Unfortunately the hero the mountain got was Three Nipple Man. Sarah: I see so many patterns. What do they MEAN? Tara: Is this man going to fuck a mountain? Sneezy: The mountain called. It asked him to please don’t. Amanda: What a strange personal ad title. Amanda: There’s a lot going on here and I’m not sure I like any of it. Though I’m not mad at the Oded Fehr from The Mummy vibes I’m getting. Elyse: Love how his armor covers his nipple, but leaves his entire stomach vulnerable. Sarah: Savage in the Touch. Chafing in the Armpit. Shana: Is that a Tribble glued to his chest? Amanda: He needs some aloe vera and I like how it looks like she’s trying to avoid touching his sunburn too much. Elyse: Is that Julianne Moore? Sarah: “Oh honey, just wait until this starts to peel. I better run to CVS before the sunburn itch sets in.” Sneezy: Maybe he’s trying to cosplay as cha shu. From Laura G. Sarah: Not only do I have questions about infant safety when one has scales on their forearms, but I also have some questions about child services, community support, and social care networks in the alien romance world, as it seems like there is a drastic shortage of child care and parental support? I have a lot of questions. Claudia: I’m concerned about the baby choking on… whatever it is they are eating. Also, where’s going on with the potential adopter’s neck? Sarah: That hair is going to get pulled, and pulled hard, too. Tara: Maybe that’s what happened on the other side of his head… Sarah: Yeah, that’s why he has Ye Olde Alien Hair Clippe Tara: It’s nice to see him learn from past experiences. Sarah: it’s important to adapt as a parent, isn’t it? Sneezy: Apparently that’s what happened to my mom. I kept yanking on her hair, so she cut it short. View the full article Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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