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B- Meet Me in the Margins by Melissa Ferguson February 15, 2022 · Thomas Nelson Contemporary RomanceRomance Editor’s note: Catherine passed away suddenly last week, and we will miss her very, very much. This is her last review for us. May her memory be a blessing. … CW/TW Content warning: Savannah’s family is low-grade terrible. Also, there is an instance of workplace sexual harassment which gets shut down fairly fast by the boss, but might be triggering for some. Meet Me In the Margins is a sweet, funny, epis…
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Island Queen Island Queen by Vanessa Riley is $2.99 and a Kindle Daily Deal! This is Riley’s first work of historical fiction as opposed to historical romance. It’s about Dorothy Kirwan Thomas, a free Black woman who achieved great wealth. Have you read it? A remarkable, sweeping historical novel based on the incredible true life story of Dorothy Kirwan Thomas, a free woman of color who rose from slavery to become one of the wealthiest and most powerful landowners in the colonial West Indies. Born into slavery on the tiny Caribbean island of Montserrat, Doll bought h…
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This HaBO request is from Kelsey, who wants to find this contemporary romance: Looking for help finding a book that I saw on Instagram. It was being promoted by the author. All I can remember is that it’s a second chance contemporary romance. She left him at some point, re-enters his life later but he’s now engaged to another woman. The only other detail I can remember is that he tattooed the date she left him on his chest I think? I believe you can see the Instagram ads you’ve engaged with in your settings. However, it relies on you having clicked it or interacted with it in some way. View the full article
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http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/WP/wp-content/themes/smartbitches/images/posts/hide-your-wallet.jpg If you’re new to Hide Your Wallet, this is where we list new releases we’re pretty excited for in the coming month. Each reviewer has a book maximum (five per person), and we’ve separated HYW into two parts. The first HYW of the month will cover books that release from the 1st to the 14th. The second HYW will cover books released from the 15th to the end of the month. We also think this will help us feature books from smaller publishers who don’t have buy links up as early as the bigger trade houses. As always, if we missed any books that you’…
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Satisfaction Guaranteed RECOMMENDED: Satisfaction Guaranteed by Karelia Stetz-Waters is $2.99! Both Tara and Shana reviewed this one and gave it an A: Shana: I stayed up late reading Satisfaction Guaranteed because I just couldn’t put it down. This book reminded me why I love contemporary romances—experiencing the heady rush of falling in love through characters that feel so real, they could walk off the page and into one of my dinner parties. Reading this brought me such joy. Opposites attract in this playful and laugh-out-loud rom-com from Lambda Award finalist K…
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Welcome back to Cover Snark! We have quite the assortment. From Texas Book Lover: I saw this cover and immediately thought of cover snark. I’ll let y’all have fun with this… Sarah: I love that this cover made them think of us. I can’t imagine why. Elyse: He’s gonna need an ointment Sneezy: Someone didn’t listen to their tattoo artist Tara: I’m impressed that he managed his whole torso in one sitting. Carrie: This is what happens when Dad falls asleep on the couch in the same room as a toddler and a box of stickers. Sneezy: Someone get that kid cuter stickers, I don’t see any Hello Kitty on there Carrie: This family needs a glitter unicorn sticker intervention! …
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Accidentally Engaged RECOMMENDED: Accidentally Engaged by Farah Heron is $2.99! Kiki reviewed this one and gave it an A-: I cannot emphasize enough how hungry this book will make you. Accidentally Engaged might be my top pick for “don’t read while hungry.” Between our heroine Reena’s bread baking (there’s rye, there’s challah, there’s an ongoing battle with a sourdough starter) and her Indian and East African cooking, I was craving a feast pretty much the whole time I was reading this book. Reena Manji doesn’t love her career, her single status, and most of all, her…
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It feels like it’s been ages since I’ve done a get rec’d! But time is always bizarre during this time of year. For those of you who are new – welcome! For some backstory, I have a lot of book-related jobs outside of SBTB, including reviewing romance novels, moderating book events, and working at an independent bookstore. Here are some of the titles I’ve been recommending to other readers since the last edition! Bird Brother If you’ve loved H is for Hawk or any sort of memoir that intersects with nature, you’ll like this one! To escape the tough streets of Southeast Washin…
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B- Ramón and Julieta by Alana Quintana Albertson February 1, 2022 · Berkley Romance Ramón and Julieta is a romance novel about Ramón, a billionaire, and Julieta, a chef. It’s also a novel about identity, culture, ethics, gentrification, music, family (toxic and healthy), and food. I wasn’t sure how this couple could possibly find a happy ending, but I sure wanted them to. However, given the weight and nuance of the topics addressed, especially gentrification, I wasn’t completely satisfied with how the story resolved…
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Hey all! It’s Whatcha Reading time. We want to hear all about what you’ve been digging into lately. It’s a shorter one given recent events. Claudia: I just started The Rebel and the Rake by Emily Sullivan, ( A | BN | K ) a new author for me. So far so good – Victorian spies. Shana: I’m reading The Perfect Fake Date by Naima Simone. ( A | BN | K | AB ) I’ve DNFed a string of disappointing category romances lately, so it’s a relief to read a solid contemporary from Harlequin. This is an angsty friends to lovers about a plus-sized lingerie designer and the supportive best friend who is obviously in love with her. What are you reading? Let us know! …
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It’s time for another episode of The Bachelor. More importantly, today is Pudding’s 16th birthday! She celebrated with leftover steak, which she appreciated, and a forehead kiss, which she did not. She also got to watch bird feeder videos on the tablet while laying in the sun. Back to The Bachelor. I guess. The first one-on-one date is with Serene and they’re at an ocean-side boardwalk. They go on a bunch of rides and play carnival games, and of course they make out. Clayton tells Serene he worked at a Six Flags in the fudge factory. K. During the dinner they aren’t allowed to eat, Serene talks about growing up in a “tough love” household where people weren’t a…
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The transcript for Podcast 497. The Invisible Goddess, Part II, with Melody from Heaving Bosoms! has been posted! This podcast transcript was handcrafted with meticulous skill by Garlic Knitter. Many thanks. ❤ Click here to subscribe to The Podcast → View the full article
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Trashed Trashed by Mia Hopkins is $2.99! This is part of Hopkins’ Eastside Brewery series. Though I haven’t read any of Hopkins’ titles, I will say they get routinely recommended at my romance book club and I know Aarya has good things to say about them. But FYI, I believe this book is told through the hero’s POV He burns for her. Lucky for him, she likes to play with fire. . . My name is Eddie Rosas, but everyone calls me Trouble. Since I got out of prison six months ago, I’ve had one goal: find my father, whatever the cost. My older brother says I need to move on. …
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On Tuesday, 9 February, we learned that our friend and fellow Smart Bitch Catherine Heloise, lover of Eurovision and gleeful reader and reviewer of romance, died suddenly of a heart attack. We here at SBTB HQ are just heartbroken, and sending so much love and comfort from all over the world to her family and friends in and around Australia. It’s hard to summarize or put into words how much of a light Catherine was. She would write for thousands of words about every detail of a book she loved, or try to work out the nuance of what she didn’t. I could always hear her voice in what she wrote. Editing her work was always fun, though she and I clashed regularly with great sa…
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A It’s part II of our recap of The Invisible Goddess by AC Dawn, a retelling of the myth of Hestia, goddess of the hearth and home. Have you read it? Did you like it? I have some things to tell you! A NEW PODCAST! I’m co-hosting LoveStruck Daily with Alisha Rai! LoveStruck Daily is a new podcast from iHeartRadio produced by Frolic Media that will deliver a true love story and those HEA feels every weekday. Our first episodes are out – we hope you like them! … Music: purple-planet.com Listen to the podcast → Read the transcript → Here are the books we discuss in this podcast: Goddesses…
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Well Met RECOMMENDED: Well Met by Jen DeLuca is $1.99! This is a contemporary romance set at a Ren Faire! Carrie gave this one a B: It’s playful and fun with an undercurrent of powerful, mutual empathy and mutual emotional care. All’s faire in love and war for two sworn enemies who indulge in a harmless flirtation in a laugh-out-loud rom-com from debut author Jen DeLuca. Emily knew there would be strings attached when she relocated to the small town of Willow Creek, Maryland, for the summer to help her sister recover from an accident, but who could anticipate gettin…
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SBTB HQ recently came across this book on Twitter and we launched into a discussion about wanting more cozy fantasy titles in our life. Here’s is the tweet that started it all: Sarah: Penric all the way. Some of them are a little angsty, especially those that deal with plague, but the first one is one of my comfort re-reads. Lord of Stariel would qualify for sure! And the TJ Klune series, beginning with The House in the Cerulean Sea. Shana: Ok, so does cozy fantasy mean it’s set in a village, like a cozy mystery? Or is it more about being comforting and low conflict? Amanda: The latter I’m interpreting. Give us all the cozy fantasy recommendations! …
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Welcome back, y’all! Yesterday, I spent five hours getting my tattoo colored and shaded. My skin feels so raw but I think it was definitely worth it. I can’t say enough good things about my artist and how relaxing the session was, all things considered. I also ordered a pizza on the way home because I was very hungry (I did snack a little during the session) and didn’t want to bother with cooking. Valentine’s Day is coming up and I treated myself to some yummy Compartes Chocolates. Are you treating yourself to anything special? I hope you are! … Thanks to Gloriamarie for sending this one our way! Jezebel is taking a look at the influx of penis content in current media…
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Winter’s Orbit RECOMMENDED: Winter’s Orbit by Everina Maxwell is $2.99! Ellen read this one and gave it an A-: If you enjoy sci-fi, arranged marriage/marriage of convenience stories, courtly intrigues, and/or slow-burn romance, I think Winter’s Orbit is a great choice. Ancillary Justice meets Red, White & Royal Blue in Everina Maxwell’s exciting debut. While the Iskat Empire has long dominated the system through treaties and political alliances, several planets, including Thea, have begun to chafe under Iskat’s rule. When tragedy befalls Imperial Prince Taam, hi…
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Question: when you are going to skip the end of a book to find out what happens because you don’t care to read the whole thing, where do you skip to? Do you jump to the last chapter, or the penultimate chapter? Susan: Usually the third chapter from the end – enough that I have context, but not so far that I’m picking up all the stuff I was trying to skip. Carrie: Usually the last chapter – but it depends on why I’m skipping. If it’s an anxiety issue, and I need to know if there’s a HEA, I skip to the last page and go backwards from there until I know if everyone is OK. If I’m mildly interested in what happens but not enough to give the book a lot of time, I skim t…
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