Spotting the Thin Skinned Narcissist in the Workshop
Know the symptoms of a writer group's worst enemy.
Have you ever been in writer workshops and reacted to criticism of your writing or story by demanding the other writer defend their decision in such detail that it served your purpose of making certain they never gave you unfavorable critique again?
Hell hath no fury like a thin-skinned narcissist with a needy manuscript... But wait!
Could you be one of them? In case you're not sure if your skin qualifies, Algonkian psychologists have developed a few skin test questions below. Feel free to respond honestly to yourself as you read each one. We desire to work exclusively with writers able to take fair and direct critique, and we also wish to avoid time-wasting instances of Offended Writer Syndrome (OWS) that often take place in writer workshops all across America.
Now, time to take THE THIN SKIN TEST:
- Has any writer ever prefaced their critique of your work by first saying to you, "Don't hate me, please?"
- Do you sense that writers who unfavorably critique your work are "loading the gun" and taking aim?
- Do you rush to defend your work when a reader gives you criticism rather than absorb and weigh it carefully?
- Do you feel a need to say unkind things about a writer's work if you perceive she or he was unkind to you first?
- Have you ever chastised any writer for what you consider to be improper or incorrect critique of your work?
- Have you ever been in writer workshops and reacted to criticism of your writing or story by demanding the other writer defend their decision in such detail that it served your purpose of making certain they never gave you unfavorable critique again?
- Do you receive critique you oppose in good humor, but routinely seek the negation of it from those you know will agree with your version of reality?
- Do you feel a bout of OWS coming on after reading the above questions?
If you answered yes to three or more of the above questions, the Algonkian retreats and workshops are definitely not for you. Additionally, please discontinue attending such events. They won't help you and you can't help but make them less productive for everyone else.
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The St. Augustine Author-Mentor Novel Workshop creates an intimate and professional environment that combines private meetings with small-group workshops, thus enabling aspiring authors to wisely approach the writing and publication of their novel. At the St. Augustine event, aspiring authors will: 1) work one-on-one with authors and savvy market professionals; 2) acquire the market skills and advanced story and narrative technique they must know to become published; 3) learn the necessary inside mechanics of the publishing business; and 4) leave the workshop with a detailed plan to work towards publication of their novel... [continued]
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The Algonkian Writer Retreat and Novel Workshop now includes new pre-event craft studies as well as a pre-event phone consultation, a broader range of faculty, new and vital workshops, as well as extended personal time with business professionals. In keeping with the spirit of this place and the goals of this unique workshop retreat, you can be as goal-oriented or as hesitant in approach as you wish. You can show us your manuscript, improve your skills, have your work read by our writer mentors, attend our workshops, pitch a literary agent or two, whatever works for you, whatever helps you grow and discover your vision as a writer... [continued]
ALGONKIAN WRITER CONFERENCES WEBSITE
Algonkian Workshops, Conferences, and Retreats
Information and connections to Algonkian events throughout the year
including the New York Pitch, Algonkian and Monterey Novel Retreats, the
Write to Market Conference and The Santa Barbara A-M, plus writer
commentary, syllabus, articles, the new agent blog, and more. Notable
links include the Algonkian FAQ and the Event Comparison page ...
ALGONKIAN AUTHOR SALON.COM
Online Community For Writer Groups and Showcasing Work to Agents The
Algonkian Author Salon serves as an effective bridge between aspiring
authors and business professionals in commercial publishing. AAS editors
actively network with major New York publishers, as well as top
literary agents. Writers at the Algonkian Author Salon may join or form
effective writer critique groups ...
THE NEW YORK PITCH CONFERENCE
Algonkian Workshops, Writer Conferences, Retreats
The flag ship of the Algonkian writer events. If you can make it
here you'll make it national, and perhaps even land a few foreign rights sales.
Best acquisition editors and workshop leaders in NYC take you through
the paces of writing and pitching successful a commercial novel. Success rate speaks for itself. Notables include New York Pitch Conference News Page and Faculty page ...
ALGONKIAN NOVEL WRITING COURSES AND MS REVIEW
16 Course-Module Novel Incubator
Write or rewrite your novel as you progress through the online Algonkian
program a step at a time, the aim to make it as commercially
competitive as possible on all levels. Your work is reviewed by a
faculty professional who acts as your mentor, and together you set
publication goals and discuss representation options while engaging in
edits as needed ...
ALGONKIAN AUTHOR CONNECT AT AUTHORSALON.COM
Algonkian Online Forums and RSS Feed Board Home
of the Algonkian Novel Writing Program forums and 16 assignment modules
covering all aspects of market, structure, and craft; banners to Eudora
and Ray, All The Epiphany You Can Swallow, and more; AAS Commons and as
well as writer news feeds by Salon.Com, Women on Writing, Chuck
Sambuchino, Writer Unboxed, and Evil Editor ...
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